Elijah

Elijah is the name for a man w a tiny dick.

Damm, that guy's dick is so micro , he's definitely an elijah.

by Skansnaaaaazzxhwiqk May 30, 2025

Elijah

Elijah is shy, smart, and loyal guy. He keeps to himself for the most part, but once you get closer to him he'll open up. He doesn't talk much but when he does it will always make you laugh. When you're talking to Elijah hours can feel like minutes with him. Becoming friends with him was one of the best things that could've happened to me. He's a good guy to be with/around.I wish we could've meet sooner.I mean who couldn't love Elijah 🤷🏻 ♀️?

girl 1: DAMN DO U KNOW HIM ?? I WANT HIM
girl 2: that's Elijah , he don't want you.

by uneedtoothpaste June 13, 2022

elijah

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad

example: elijah is hot.

by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022

Elijah

People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!

If you know someone named Elijah, just know he’s always searching for some dick!

by Mr.KnowItAlll September 27, 2022

Elijah

complete and uter annoying

that is an elijah

by anonymous March 7, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is a smart, fun to be around, a friendly but athletic guy. Elijah's tend to play Rugby and other rough sports and hang out with the toughest of the tough, but is kind to everyone. At first he might seem shy but once you get to know him he is the most talkative person you will know. They have a great sense of humor. Their smile can turn your worst day into your best day. He is really strong on the inside as well as outside, he tries to hide his emotions from the world and sometimes just needs someone who will listen to him. Often times he is Extremely cut I’m talking six pack, nice set of muscles and prety bulk but being the resilient person he is, doesn’t show it off and therefore he is mistreated. He does not judge people on the outside but it's the inside he pays attention to.

I heard Elijah is really nice.

by Anonymous012508 November 22, 2021

elijah chamberlain

A fucking chode. Your mother would strive to have him as a husband to feel better for herself. This guy is very smooth around girls while by mistake grabbing their titz.

Holy moly its Elijah Chamberlain!

by DisAfrican December 22, 2017