eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020

elevator eating

Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.

Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.

Unless he also likes eating shit.

Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors

by Aventador ali February 18, 2020

eating fire

When you accept getting roasted by a friend or enemy; getting dissed hard

Jeff was really eating fire when he listened to Jermey's diss track on him.

by Savageroastdiss February 26, 2017

Eat the children

This is quite the political statement

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 25, 2021

Eating liver

Where you are so hungry and into canibalism to the point that you say that you want to eat someones liver.

Person 1: we're stranded and I'm so hungry
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now

by Where TF am I??? December 27, 2021

Eat me

Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.

"Dude it's my turn to play Fortnite"

"Eat ME"

by Gragesdor November 5, 2018