Someone who is very confusing and misunderstood a lot of times to be an asshole. But once you get to know him, he's really cool! But you still probably won't understand him.
Person 1: I have a hunch that Dylan is a ninja. Person 2: I think he's a CIA Agent. Person 3: What? Be realistic, man. I think he's Charlie Brown.
by Flamingolegs August 16, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. by koihthgfg May 14, 2008
Get the Dylanmug. A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.
Dylan is a douchebag.
by Noneyabizneesss October 28, 2012
Get the Dylanmug. The biggest faggot alive today!
He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!
He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!
by Daniel! November 11, 2008
Get the Dylanmug. A Meme Lord! Socially awkward, genuinely depressed, hates everyone, and most likely a terrorist who will shoot up your school.
Dylan is such a weirdo!
by Kms11417 March 6, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Any male with a micropenis, this is usually accompanied with napoleon syndrome and penis envy for anything over 2".
by DMoore11 November 28, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. An emo kid who likes to pretend he isn't gay and wants to actually has sex with girls... also, probably has a small dick. Generally sings emo songs in largely public places.
by Sesshyrocksme April 14, 2010
Get the Dylanmug.