Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

ditch

Ditching from school, often to do drugs.

Dude: Lets ditch.
Dude2: i got the weed.

by JoeSwanson77 February 29, 2008

Ditchy

A jerk like person, or a useless person. the word derives from the phrase "ditch weed" which is useless weed that can't do anything, thus, ditchy

He was being super Ditchy today, did you see him touch her ass?

by Alice D'Claire October 7, 2009

Ditchfield Syndrome

A psychological condition caused by suppression of their true sexuality. Typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of Tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra "we are all fucked".

Person 1: "It looks like there are hard times ahead"

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You fucking gay cunt, why haven't you responded to my text?

Person 2: You only sent it 30 seconds ago and I am phoning you back straightaway.

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You twat. Do you realise we are all fucked and even though I am good at my job, a lovely wife and healthy kids life is fucking shit.

by Jackson Report March 15, 2010

Ditch Pig

Any races, religions, or creeds equivalent of white trash. The trashiest people that even trashy people make fun of. Often seen surrounded by ditch piglets.

Don't go to Walmart the first of the month, the ditch pigs will be swarming.

by Ditch Pig Grand Wizard July 7, 2012

vaginal ditch

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

by Vaginal Mitch July 18, 2004

dricho

The leader of the popular Australian Based RuneScape clan, Silent Reckoning. Having lead and founded the clan for over 18 months, he is respected as a successful leader of his time.

Wish i was as good a leader as dricho.

by Dannyboi123 March 28, 2008