dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.

"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."

by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011

Dorito finger

When a person with short, fat fingers fingers a girl after eating Doritos. He will never wash his hands.

Did you hear about Paulie? She got Dorito fingered by her boyfriend!

by beavispresley April 20, 2009

two dorra

an aussie coin with the queen on one side and a coon on the other, the only way to tell the difference is by the flies buzzing around the abos head

ppl think that it is the southern cross but its actually big blowies

the most abbos get wen they work
coons like flies...they eat them

two dorra = a coony = coon coin

me and my cousin ruby go down to the billabong with a bottle of four star port, that we scored with a coony, goin for a yuppinaminamy in the bushes with a kangaroo

by Man Dingo July 27, 2006

Danny Dorito

A Racial Slur refering to Italians Simular to Daygo.

Daygo andd Danny Dorito

by Youngone95 March 10, 2009

Dorktacular

Adj. - A thing that is superlatively awkward, as clumsy as a thing can possibly be, and yet, somehow, endearing.

In Kung Fu Panda, Po's pursuit of the almond cookies was dorktacular.

by knowledgebishop May 7, 2010

Dorrito Dust

The spices that you lick off your fingers after eating Dorritos.

That guy had hella Dorrito dust on his fingers, and then shook my hand. He needs a wet wipe or something.

by Ronsanity August 16, 2011

Doritos salesman

To constantly bug people to get something you have that you don't want and constantly reject you

Mary: did you see him
Jenny: yeah the guy that was being such a Doritos salesman like he can be such a thot and I'm sure glad he's not my bae
Mary: Ikr PREACH girl!!!!

by Used dental floss April 12, 2014