After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.
"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."
"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"
"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"
by A rich, rich man January 21, 2006
by mo October 19, 2003
by I forget December 09, 2004
The ass of girls for the Bay Area, primarly the city of San Mateo. You can find many in places such as, CSM Cosmetology, in white Honda Civics, Ashley's house and in a vast variety of places in and around the city of San Mateo. Dookie booty can often reak of bad breath so travel prepared with gum.
by Jeffy Weffy September 11, 2006
The term given for a woman's ass when engaged in anal sex should that woman have excrement in her behind, only realized by her partner during that anal sex. Understandibly, causing his quick flight.
Awwwww hell no! That dirty bitch done had some dookie booty, son! I had to leave wit da quickness...neva ta returrrn.
by GQ Matty September 24, 2006
an insanely large grotesque booty. The booty is so large that dookie gets trapped and lost within it
by mark hoffman January 09, 2008
by poop man February 03, 2004