Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.

Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!

by sumaloma September 25, 2021

Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.

That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!

by JanisTheManis March 18, 2016

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 April 08, 2016

Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 20, 2018

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

by holy guacomole April 09, 2021

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules September 05, 2008

scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse

shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard

by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023