dinkleberry

The crap, toilet paper mix that gets caught in the ass, or subjects of the ass, see gooch.

Dude, I was ripping out dinkleberrys last night, it hurt like hell, I think I bled.

by Anso May 18, 2008

dingleberry manwich

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007

Dingle

A tiny piece of excrement that can get stuck in the hairs surrounding the anus while going to the bathroom, thus potentially becoming a "dingleberry."

Damn it! We're out of toilet paper, and I don't want the risk of a dingle becoming a dingleberry!

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

dingle berry

Small cruds that dangle from hair around anus if you don't wipe or shower well.

I had a hard time removing a dingle berry this morning.

by muyinteligente October 31, 2009

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009

Dicklete

The category for male genitalia when it is bellow 3 nanometers.

William's genitalia is 2 nanometers. William has a dicklete.

by TallRetardedKid February 1, 2020

dickless porn

Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.

Eating Oreos... without the milk.

Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.

Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.

Having sex... without busting a nut.

Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.

And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.

by that's not my last name May 27, 2006