Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018

Dink

A word invented by New Hampshire's own Ashley P. to describe idiots and assholes.

Brandon is a dink.

by Dirty.Geek.0 April 6, 2017

dink

A term used in Alberta, usually as a synonym for your dick, but often used as a synonym for idiot or moron.

"put your dink away, nobody wants to see that"

"quit being a dink and hand me that wrench"

by verovex February 24, 2022

Dink Hole

A classic idiot, otherwise known as a jerk or a person who ignorantly assumes. Or kinkshames.

Hunter was such a dink hole after brooming that chick like that.

by WolvesOfTheGreenForest May 30, 2016

Dink Dink

Dink dink is where you tap dat ass lightly twice in a row, but very subtlety

I was walking down the hallway and i saw Denny give Kyle a little Dink Dink

by DinkDInk696969 March 22, 2016

dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven

If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.

by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020