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Dildo Incest

Jonre and aleah do dildo incest
by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023
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douche dildo

1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014
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porcupine dildo

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.
She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.
by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016
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dildo pill

by jayjade May 30, 2014
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dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.
Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.
by Wgabriel March 27, 2015
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sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo
My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it
by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016
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Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"
by Kumduff May 31, 2016
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