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funk-diddly-umptious

A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!
by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006
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finka-rink-diddle

Look at Mr. Wong, he has a finka-rink diddle!
by Danny C November 2, 2003
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diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation
"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"
by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009
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diddlebones

To have absolutely nothing in possesion but your own skeleton.
"Dude, your aunt's so poor, she ain't got nuttun. Just diddlebones.
by Jake the Home Slice September 16, 2009
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diddleable

adj. Describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one's affections or sexual advances.

adj. The condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of ass.
"Wow, Katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!", said Shannon.

"She seems pretty diddleable tonight. I bet I can throw it in her once she passes out, or maybe even before then!"
by Spackle In Your Colon December 3, 2009
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diddlefest

A shitshow hosted by the summer students annually in which everyone DIDDLES all night together while dancing.
Bob: "Are you going to diddlefest?"
Jack: "What's diddllefest?"
Bob: "Oh it's just a shitshow where everyone gets hammered and diddles eachother while dancing."
Jack: "I'll be there!"
by ShibbyDorp November 7, 2010
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diddly daddle

To get down and dirty on the "axe" (also referred to as geetar or guitar)
Justin: Yo you wanna like smuckers and jam?
Josh: Yeah bro, I'm down for a little diddly daddle
by lunchbox_conundrum May 2, 2011
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