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Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022
mugGet the Road Diapermug.

big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler
guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper
by grug frim tha cruds November 19, 2020
mugGet the big shitty diapermug.

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.
Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?
by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017
mugGet the rip your diapermug.

Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.
I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.
by Mrcappy June 7, 2021
mugGet the Diaper poundingmug.

diaper

A term used to refer to a sanitary pad, often humorously implying that it's as essential as a diaper for babies. It can also mean underwear that has a sanitary pad integrated into it, offering convenience during menstruation.
When I realized I forgot that my daughter runs out of her diaper, I had to make a quick stop at the store—thankfully, they had her favorite brand!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
mugGet the diapermug.

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
by rsablue September 17, 2021
mugGet the Crock-Pot Diapermug.

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