David Villa

Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ

i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!

by mlo_7 December 14, 2009

pete davidson

he got that bIG DICK ENERGY

“yo u kno pete davidson”
“yea he got tht bIG DICK ENERGY ON 100!!”

by roohiyo June 28, 2018

Harley Davidson

The most effective machine at turning gas into noise without the side effect of horsepower.

"You hear how loud that Harley Davidson was?"

"So? It's slow, heavy, and can't turn or brake"

by Sondebeech April 15, 2010

craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

by Russ David April 26, 2006

David Motari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Motari is sick!

by mintkid09 March 6, 2008

David

a sweet charming guy, who is funny and is really hot. he is so lovable in every way

Awwwww, You are such a David

by socrdiva20 November 26, 2010

david bowie

David Bowie: Deep, hypnotic sexy voice, vampire like looks, one of the fewest rockers that could pull of a feminine look and still be masculine, acted as the Goblin King in the Labyrinth which is not only a badass film that you could do magic mushrooms too and then watch, but features some dope ass songs that Bowie made. P Diddy (aka Puffy Daddy or Sean Puffy Combs, known notoriously as jacking other older songs from various genres and remaking them into hip hop music) took one of Bowie's song's melody (David Bowie's Let's Dance) and the lyrics of GrandMaster Flash: The Message and made a song out of it. Bowie also modeled for Tommy HilFiger with Emon (a ebony model with no hair and possibly in a Jame's Bond Movie)Also, Bowie's influence over music is on the same wavelength as bands like Jane's Addiction, Pink Floyd, Led Zep. period.

Me: Dude, David Bowie has on make up and wears tight ass clothes like Emo's would but what a badass.

by TheeImran November 4, 2006