Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
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Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
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Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
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The three brothers are Jimmy "Fingers," Jesse "the Fist," and Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce.
Their first film, "A Lucky Day in Hell" is both a social commentary and a documentary that explores the dark undersides to gang life and hotel management.
Not big fans of fig newtons.
The three brothers are Jimmy "Fingers," Jesse "the Fist," and Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce.
Their first film, "A Lucky Day in Hell" is both a social commentary and a documentary that explores the dark undersides to gang life and hotel management.
Not big fans of fig newtons.
by Angry Gorilla March 18, 2005
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