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Man Deuce

When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.
Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.
by Spend123 July 20, 2012
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what the deuce

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen
by JDZITS December 29, 2007
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eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.
Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!
by soupfist January 10, 2014
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deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015
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What the deuce?

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"
"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"
by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005
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Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.
Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
by Jijjiii June 21, 2009
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deuce brothers

The baddest trio to ever be caught on film, the Deuce brothers are a gang of three incorrigible brothers who like their women easy, their liquor plentiful, their hookahs free, and their furniture tipped over.

The three brothers are Jimmy "Fingers," Jesse "the Fist," and Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce.
Their first film, "A Lucky Day in Hell" is both a social commentary and a documentary that explores the dark undersides to gang life and hotel management.
Not big fans of fig newtons.
"Watch out, those deuce brothers will fuck you up....and then pee on you."
by Angry Gorilla March 18, 2005
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