nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

The Definer

A guy who owns you.

The Definer OWNS you.

by The Definer March 29, 2004

Yanda Mak Deficiency

A disease where the body doesn’t function properly when Bayanda isn’t nearby. Symptoms include shaking of the leg, bad of appetite, height loss and stupidity. Often referred to as YMD.

Jeez I think I got Yanda Mak Deficiency!

by Steve McKenzie Blocks November 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary Word Definer

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by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009

define

The definition of define. Defining something is like describing it.

The End™

Define define for me

Nope.

Piss off. :c

by Purpose Inc. 2 October 3, 2016

Define

To explain or to make sense of, or break down and fully understand a word.

I was told to define define and I didn't know how to define define because to define the word define I would have to use define in the definition which would not define define the way that I would want to define define.

by shimmerypinkyprincess September 22, 2019

Defimation

def·i·ma·tion

/ˌdefyˈmāSH(ə)n/

noun

Defimation: Conservative sexual fetish. Sexual arousal derived from calling someone a soyboy or libtard.

My defimation of that libtard was so satisfying I creamed bro.

by TILT1776 January 11, 2021