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OH NOES DIARRHEA! *SHITS MYSELF*
by BottomDop March 13, 2022
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diarrhea

diarrhea is an extremely uncomfortable phenomena where the person who has it believes they must expel gas, but really they have an enourmous liquidy dung on the way. usually, the person will not notice that it’s actually a dung, so they will go into gas passing like everything this normal. but little do they know: it’s not normal. instead of having slightly gas filled underwear, they will now have liquid shit filled underwear. they will then have to clean up all the shit off of their clothes and the areas in which they released the dung. diarrhea is an extremely horrible condition to have, and it shouldn’t be jokes about.
“i thought i had to fart but i actually did diarrhea!”

“omg *takes bite* mmmmmm!”
by poopyododdndndndn July 2, 2023
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sweet diarrhea

The smell of baby poo, after the baby has consumed sweet vegetables like sweet potatoes or yams. Can sometimes have a rainbow sherbet appearance.
The guy in front of me in line at the store smelt like"sweet diarrhea"!
by StinkyVonCrustyBuns November 28, 2014
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photo diarrhea

A condition causing one to email others excessive quantities of one's photos, usually of family and friends.

Example: "My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures he took of the kids this afternoon -- he has photo diarrhea!"
My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures, about his afternoon with the kids -- he has photo diarrhea.
by Vortex4 September 28, 2015
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bloody diarrhea

Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,

You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.
i'm having bloody diarrhea!1!!!11!!11!1!1
by such funny June 28, 2018
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religious diarrhea

Religious religious words squirted verbally into unsuspecting ears diarrhea.
E.g. "Thou shalt not purify thy feet with the blood of camel farts.", Diplodocus 13:42

Not to be confused with science. Lower case "s" for science. Because humility.

RELIGION!!!!
In towering 50 mile high flaming indigo lettters.. because, umm... humility?!?
I prefer my priest's religious diarrhea to the religious diarrhea of my rabbis, my imams, my shamans, my monks, my elders, my eclesiastics, my divines, my whatchemaclastics, you know - the whole bunch...
by DexTract November 1, 2018
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whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.
"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"
by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019
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