The home of losers that beat the shit out of people because they are that unhappy with themselves. The place where people can beat their significant other and only see a 24 hour hold. Aka. The definition of loserville. You can be a felon and have a gun in your possession in this little piece of Alabama. Just know. The people that care will always have whoever you hurts back.
Dude 1 - Cullman county is full of losers
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes
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A fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. He is a sparkling vampire who all idiot girls are in love with. They don't get the fact that he is just another guy made famous because of how "sexy" he is. All fan girls of Edward Cullen are stupid, brainwashed idiots!
Fangirl: OMG!!! ISN'T EDWARD CULLEN JUST SOOO HOT!
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
Normal person: No...?
Fangirl: OMG, I WANT A SEXY VAMPIRE LIKE HIM!
Normal person: So what's up with you?
Fangirl: EDWARD CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BE ME! I HATE BELLA FOR HAVING HIM!!! <3 I LOVE HIM
Normal person: *walks away*
by Mnsuprstar June 20, 2009
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Get the celly mug.(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
by Kore-wa Watashi-desu February 25, 2009
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shoved up your ass
Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
shoved up your ass
Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*
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