Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

crusted

3am food

BROOO that hummas is so crusted

by bizzzzthefizzzz November 19, 2021

Stuffed Crust

when the vagina isn't clean and it's dry and crusty and you still have it (your dick) still jammed all up in there

i heard that bobby gave her the stuffed crust last night after the party...

by Barackobonzo June 21, 2025

Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.

"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."

by austro March 25, 2022

bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018