Yeast Cream

Insult of 2008. Modern answer to the overused douchebag. Also commonly spelled yeast creme.

"Dude, why are you being such a Yeast Cream?"

"You're as nasty as Yeast Cream on toast."

by Kiddyphenil06 October 12, 2008

cream knot

Dried up post-ejaculatory semen at the tip of the penis. (Think: Leaving an Elmers Glue bottle open after use. It dries up and clogs the hole)
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.

Ew, I sucked Steves pee stick last night and a cream knot hit the back of my throat when he popped. It was chunky

I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.

by Emefer March 28, 2020

cream bucket

Man that guy is such cream dumpster, he has been will all your friends, dump that cream bucket!

Shit that old geezer is such a cream bucket.

by Kiprusoff November 14, 2010

whipped cream

a special act of BDSM that involves two people, one of which is a man, a whip, and a can of whipped cream. when the man ejaculates, the second person whips the dick until the man ejaculates again. whipped cream is put on the dick and is licked off.

Aww man, she gave me a whipped cream last night!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

yitter cream

Yitter cream is made from gay sex. It is a mixture between poo and cum

Eww that dude is selling canned yitter cream at walmart

by Mrcavallo November 7, 2015

Sour Cream

A cream that is of a sour taste, the consistency of somewhat hardened yogurt.

"Hey can you pass me the sour cream?"
"Where do you think we live? Finland?"

by 3ggs May 18, 2020

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017