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cerectional facility

A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.
To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.
by QuacksO July 2, 2023
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Correct!

Hym "Correct! DO NOT implicate me in things! That's rule..... 2? And remember, it isn't hard to fabricate a meta-narrative to explain your own behavior. All of the redpill guys mythologize their behavior to sell their products. Additionally, I might be doing a nanobot Alucard thing. So..... This might not matter. At all! SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE COWARDS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
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correctn't

Mad Teacher: You are correctn't!
by 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 August 9, 2023
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Correction

Oh, hey, are you ever going to do that?
Hym "Issue a correction I mean? For your bullshit 3% narrative? Because I debunked that YEARS ago. Heh, 8 years later and you're STILL 8 years behind... But anyway, yeah, I outline a bunch of instances casual sadism (MMA fandom, The popularity of Jackass, epic fail videos) and casual narcissism (celebrity divas, etc). If the dark tetrad exists, it's on a 0 to 100 scale and applies to everyone. But then you wouldn't easily be able to bifurcate society into 'good people' and 'bad people.' You would have to admit that you're not an entirely good person. And you'd rather die than do that. I'm mean it's my whole thing! But if only you could get rid of that pesky 3%! Then you wouldn't have a genius dismantling your life's work. You could just ignore the fact that what you're saying has been wrong for 8 years."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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Coretta

Coretta Scott King was Martin Luther Kings partner. She was known for being essential to his professional and public life success. One could say she “held him down”.

Now the name is used as an example of a partner who takes on the responsibilities and duties of their counterpart. If one maintains or further develops the successes of the counterpart; then you held them down like a Coretta.
She held me down like a Coretta
by Carparts January 8, 2024
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Correct Crucifixtion

A sexual position designed to accommodate the event where one man must please 4 women at once, where in the guy lays on his back with his arms stretched out to the side as if he is being crucified, and 2 women sit on of his hands, one mounts him in cowgirl, and the last girl sits on his face. Using both hands, mouth, and penis the guy can successfully bang 4 chicks at once.
Jason had to use the Correct Crucifixtion when he took on Emme and her 3 friends in the upstairs bedroom.
by Cbat Rhythm King January 8, 2024
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Correct

Hym "If I'm correct about the shooter doing what I told you to do sooner probably would gave prevented that. And I'm always correct. You know? Instead of snickering and bloviating about it and reveling in my misfortune. Letting people like Destiny amd Tate and all of the other shit-heads pretend to be me. *Sigh* Man, I really would have loved rubbing this in Jordan's face if Trump had died..... God I would have loved that! I cannot believe this! Oh well I guess. You guys totally mishandled this."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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