coochie cutters

Very short shorts that often show the bottom of your ass cheecks and hurt your vagina . These pants could cause a vaginal wedgie . These pants should only be worn by good-looking girls . Not ugly or fat ones . These pants are usually worn in the ghetto by ghetto girls .

Gurl , How'd you get in dem coochie cutter shorts ?

Damn , look at dat chick in da coochie cutters . Look she bendin' over . Gimme 3 and a half minutes . Maybe even Fo .

by thug305 August 2, 2007

coochie cobbler

Some good quality poon (vagina)

HAd mary's coochie cobbler yesterday,biiiieaaaatch!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

coochie wipes

wet wipes solely reserved to wipe the female genitalia.

no tissue??? hand me some "coochie wipes"

by pink monkey with a banana October 16, 2008

coochiebandit

normally a male that sleeps around with drunk women, and leaves the next morning before they wake.

"last night a coochiebandit was seen running from the scene wearing nothing but his boxers, theres no word on the identity of the man, just a drunken jizzed up lady" ......"back to you jim"

by coochiebandit June 12, 2008

Coochie Monster

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis

Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!

by VomitCock May 27, 2017

Coochie Crusader

They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).

My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!

by 大男孩子 September 23, 2019

coochie rocks

The hardening of vaginal walls that occurs when a woman doesn't engage in sexual intercourse for long periods of time.

Nana has taken too many calcium pills and now she's got coochie rocks. Who's gonna hit it now?

by jasmun February 7, 2008