Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom

I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night

by Thetatochip February 8, 2023

condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith January 31, 2017

Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.

"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"

by hahhaahhahaah April 29, 2016