Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021

Hobble-cocked

verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.

I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!

by BirdWithSuit October 20, 2022

Mega Cooker

The process of ripping a cone and then exhaling the smoke into a balloon of nitrous and inhaling repeatedly until failure

Look Lambo is doing a mega cooker

by Comparetor May 1, 2023

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time

I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.

by StabbyStab December 11, 2019

Bashing open a conker

Smashing a black girl in the ass

Ay yo, I was bashing open a conker earlier

by BigBoyChungus777 September 18, 2020