ChoasCreatess

A whore, Specifically mine.

Yeha I\'ve claimed my whore. ChaosCreatess.

by Dickman April 26, 2005

Choadin

Modern-day spelling of Choaden.

The crew of rotund, stumplike adolescents gathered round the Encyclopedia Brittanica at lunch to read about the ancient war god, Choadin.

by Junkpile September 5, 2006

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Choadnipple

A choadnipple is another name for a manboob, moob, or just a nipple possessed by a boy or man that is incredibly fat

Man he's a fat-ass. Look, he has rolls, a huge ass, and he even has a choadnipple

by V Sausage V June 26, 2009

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

choadochio

lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc

jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...

such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009