daughter of chaos

a bad ass bitch

I always look down proudly at my daughter of chaos when she kicks someone in the face

by xcm,.dslkafmds January 25, 2022

Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

Asians of Chaos

Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....

VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!

by Davester75 July 28, 2024

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

Running past a Chaos Orb

When an individual tries to operate or utilize anything obtained through illicit means, and does so without prior experience and in objectively poor form. This is often a shameless public display meant to bolster ego, but invariably arouses suspicion and brings the authenticity of the individual, and their abilities, into question.

"He just ran past a Chaos Orb!" - Quin | "He's Running Past a Chaos Orb"

by acie502 January 13, 2025

chaos' embraces

the chaos embraces you.

"welcome, chaos' embraces"
"what does that mean"
"you'll see"

by B34u May 23, 2022