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Cereal box

She's a cereal box hero.
by LittleSparrow1111 August 18, 2023
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The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 2, 2020
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Cereal entrepreneur

A person who is obsessed with a wide range breakfast cereals and is able to acquire all of the nutrition he/she needs from them.
Mikey was a legendary cereal entrepreneur. He ate a whole panoply of products including Life, Grape Nuts and Meuseli.
by Tomthall December 4, 2022
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Cereal killer

One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.
Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019
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Vrowl of Cereal

A "vrowl" of cereal is a term popularized in the early 21st century by millennial teenagers, which is described as a bowl of cereal that one enjoys to such an extent that they are willing to make another bowl of cereal. In older definitions, the prerequisites for a bowl of cereal being classified as a "vrowl" may have differed from the present ones, in that it may have been required that the person actually perform the action of making the second bowl of cereal before the first could be classified as a "vrowl". There is much controversy over how the term should be used because of this, and due to the overwhelming confusion, weak-minded individuals may opt to simply insult the idea of a "vrowl" of cereal instead of attempting to properly understand it.
Person 1: Hey, what are you eating?

Person 2: A vrowl of cereal. Shit's good.
by Mine craftmaster11 September 22, 2022
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Cereal boy

A male that prefers cereal over a cooked meal for some reason
by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021
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macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!
Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.
by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019
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