Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

Celine

Celine is a very funny person who likes herself very much. She always makes friends with weird people she doesn't even know. She knows basically every single meme on the world and likes J.B. very much. She also likes Jerry, you might not know him just look it up on UrbanDictionary. She is always horny and says weird things while everyone can hear. She twerks a lot at parties cause she likes it. She has a lot of nudes on her phone from multiple people and shows them to other people. She is really weird and always makes weird but funny jokes about literally everything. She's really loud and people don't always like her because of her personality.

Do you know that loud girl, Celine.

Yeah the one with the nudes right
Yeah that one
Of course everyone knows here

by BITCH ANONYMOUS 16 April 23, 2018

Calvin

If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.

"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"

by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018

Celine

Likes to draw on arms and torture people.

Guy 1: Damn, look at my arm. Thats horrible.
Guy 2: Lol, what the fuck happened.
Guy1: I was sitting next to Celine in class.
Guy 2: Oh man, i feel bad for you.

by Exaclty July 23, 2018

Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.

Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

by Todd789 July 25, 2018

celing

Loudly singing (badly) celine dion songs.

Hey why is that guy celing in the middle of mcdonalds.

by Don't use your real name_69 August 5, 2018

Calvin

Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.

Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.

by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018