Hang Castle

Better than Mystic Mansion.

Reject Mystic Mansion. Embrace Hang Castle.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

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Get the Hang Castlemug.

King of the Castle

Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.

Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’

Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’

by PP Castle February 6, 2022

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Get the King of the Castlemug.

Castling

Derived from the chess move, 'Castling' refers to the law of equivalent exchange. When you are 'Castling' you are doing a favor and/or giving something of value to/for another person, with the sole intention that they will then owe you a favor/item sometime in the future.

"I just gave you a Coke, that's called Castling. Law of equivalent exchange, now you owe me a favor in the future. I want you to name your first born after me."

by Xx_Currently_Castling_xX September 23, 2021

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Get the Castlingmug.

castle pines

the yeast infected vagina of colorado, filled to the brim with rich white families who were all probably involved in fraternities

kyle: i live in castle pines
john: off yourself

by dougcoh8r July 25, 2022

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Get the castle pinesmug.

Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

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