A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021
Get the Pierceland Poop Canoemug. An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
Get the Douche canoemug. When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
by Paapaa January 12, 2018
Get the skin canoemug. by Super_G February 17, 2022
Get the Douch Canoemug. by BiggyDiddyJ January 21, 2016
Get the sploosh canoemug. A game played where two participants home their forearms together and a lit cigarette is dropped in between their arms. Whoever moves their arm first loses.
by Sackof potatoes September 16, 2017
Get the indian canoemug. The resulting byproduct of Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, once she's done pegging him with all her fury and frustration at Mike Pence.
Kamala went home, got stepped, & pegged the ever-mother-loving-fuck out of Doug until he was a dougout canoe.
by Sig63 October 7, 2020
Get the dougout canoemug.