When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
by Ricktorious November 8, 2020

Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017

by Coco_Est_1972 July 29, 2022

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

A canoe constructed of gouches
by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023
