by Jung kookie July 22, 2023
Get the Cano mug.Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
Get the Bought a canoe mug.Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.
This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023
Get the douché canoe mug.When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.
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Get the Douche Canoe mug.A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
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