Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.

After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.

by Puppet Master May 30, 2018

cancer hero

A hero in Dota 2 that is incredibly overpowered

OD is such a cancer hero this patch

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 12, 2017

Firework Cancer

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.

Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"

by GlenGibbs November 2, 2019

Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing

I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023