Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Calhouned

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.

Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned

by molinerat December 28, 2013

calmary af

1. when you ship calum hood with rosemary like so much
2. kayla

''She is Calmary af, man.''

by peaceemoji October 7, 2014

calm it down when it is up

this phrase referrs to someone who is irated and dejected by anyone.this is declared when they have to keep their composure

man you are mopin i can tell ya know since this is an instance,calm it down when it is up

by ginger ocean August 14, 2014

calmbit

A computer science term for an unused portion of computer memory, usually a single bit (the alternative being calmbytes and so on for increasingly larger amounts).

After booting up his brand-new system d operating system, Hans Reiser realized that he had only 55 calmbits of RAM left for the rest of his programs.

by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

Calfoodle

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

Calmcited

Two paradoxical feelings ( calm and excitement ) that come from finally getting something you always wanted.

" omg , when she finally agreed to go out with me, I was so calmcited!"

by Peterpentecost October 14, 2015