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crackhead

It's what basic white girls are called on their birthdays. No, she's not a crackhead. It's literally just Sarah.

Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
OMG happy birthday to the biggest crackhead i know!!! I love you Sarah!
by teachhertime October 14, 2020
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Crackhead Range

A long 3 point field goal in basketball, usually made from 35-40 feet out. So named because only a crackhead would legitimately attempt a shot from this range.
That guy from Florida was on fire shooting from long range today. He was even making it from crackhead range.
by King of Kings 6 January 30, 2012
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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Crackhead

A person with way too much energy, as if they were on crack. They seem to bounce off the walls. Not to be confused with someone who is actually on crack.
You're so hyper today. Calm down, you crackhead.
by Amai Karai January 13, 2023
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crackhead

A habitual user of substances that is both dependent and displaying scummy behaviour.
Fay is such a crackhead even though they keep denying it, they cant stop using drugs.
by HOSSIK January 18, 2023
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Crackhead Couture

Someone who's Choice in clothing is impractical, doesn't match at all, and or is noticeably dirty. The person in question also appears to be unwashed and doesn't care what others may think of their appearance, suggesting drug use.
A: "Hey, what's up with Jack? He looks like he got his clothes from a Goodwill dumpster, and he wreaks!"

B: "Ever since his breakup he's been taking worse care of himself. He went from metrosexual to Crackhead Couture!"
by Creature Feature Sneakers January 26, 2023
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Roblox Crackhead

A roblox user that looks like they just made their account 10 minutes ago(exaggeration) and suck at the game you found them in
You: The server is full of roblox crackheads
by Dababyballs February 15, 2023
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