Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.

Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.

by harrycomets July 30, 2011

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 9, 2017

condom drive by

Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho

Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house

by Lgmobile98 July 28, 2016

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.

“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”

by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020