California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

Burrito Rule

In the making of a baby bunny burrito and her love....only one burrito blanket will b used. They have to be cuddling inside

Nia and Joey will have to be together inside of a burrito blanket because of the burrito rule

by Burrito Rule October 8, 2020

burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent

That meathead is such a burrito Guido

by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Chicken burrito

A burrito, but with wings.

don't feed the chicken burritos!

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

Nerdo burrito

A weeb with a broken foot.

Look at that nerdo burrito over there with his waifu pillow, let’s go push him down since he can’t chase us.

by Mr. Bucketfoot May 28, 2020