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bro momento

A massive bruh moment but in spanish. Mario Royale's inside joke.
Dude:Bro Momento
OtherDude:You Speak Spanish?
by Gunsei April 3, 2020
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Bro Table

The deadliest group of people. These 12 guys are the realest niggas from Vanier who will body anybody in their ways.
1: Yo is that Bro Table
2: Yeah man we should stay away from them
1: Oh shit true
by Guacamiles January 22, 2021
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Polaris Bro

Virgin breadbatch hater: bruh what does polaris mean?

Chad breadbatch enjoyer: it's just polaris bro
by clownakii August 10, 2021
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Passport bros

The "Passport Bros" are men who have chosen to seek out foreign women, typically from other countries, for relationships. They believe that western women have been influenced by cultural and societal pressures to behave in a certain way, and that by seeking out foreign women, they can find a more authentic, fulfilling, and harmonious relationship. This is seen as a way to restore the natural balance between masculine and feminine energy, and to avoid the "wickedness" of western women.
"Mike has been traveling to different countries for the past year and has earned himself the nickname "Passport Bros" among his friends, due to his tendency to only date foreign women."
by Gladio February 12, 2023
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Vag-bro

A vag-bro is a female who behaves in a fashion that is typically socially acceptable around bros or other high school or college age males. Not to the point of butch, but just enough to be accepted as "one of the boys". She isn't necessarily lesbian, so many men who do not want to deal with the usual high maintenance girlfriend will often gravitate toward vag-bros for romantic affection.
Bro 1: Oh man, who's that hot chick by the stereo? She seems so...chill.
Bro 2: Yeah. I heard she's a total vag-bro. I'm gonna go try and get her number. Even if we don't end up dating, she'll be awesome to hang out with.
by TimeDawg October 27, 2010
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bro wheeze

bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.
Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*
by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020
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Oh no bro!

A phrase uttered by popular green midget from the hit cartoon, regular show, muscle man when something goes wrong.
A bed falls on pops as he screams out in pain, almost fucking dying

Muscle man: "oh no bro!"
by Jinxies October 16, 2020
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