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Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024
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Brent Riveraism

An Ideology Where President Stole Jokes From Tumblr Or Twitter To Use It As Their Campaign
This Country’s Ideology Is Brent Riveraism
by Naufalicious November 30, 2024
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Brent Johnson

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
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Brentyn and Lainey

The most loving couple ever. People love to see them on dates they are so cute together. Their love for each other and God is amazing and warms everyone’s heart.
Dude do u see Brentyn and Lainey over there?
Ya man they are so cute together.

Awww I hope they make it bro I wish for a happy relationship like that for myself all the time.
by Awesomemusiclover876 December 30, 2024
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Brenting

1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night.

2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.

3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
1. Noun: Example:
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”

2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”

2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
by DMM78 February 15, 2025
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Brenton

A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
Are lord and savior Brenton
by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 24, 2025
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brentavious

Brentavious is someone who first glance you think is closed off and maybe rude, but when you get to know Brentavious he’ll make sure you’re good in every aspect possible. He has a great sense of style that’s just defines his personality. Romantically he thinks he’s being too corny but in all actuality you’ll feel like the only person in the world. He really knows how to pull your heart strings in the best way. He tends to have a very beautiful and spiritual relationship with music. He’s very attractive and has the most breathtaking smile. He’s someone you’d never want to lose platonically and romantically. You’ll never meet anyone like Brentavious.
“Wow! I need someone like Brentavious in my life!”
by shhhgetmoney March 11, 2025
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