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Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.
"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."
by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019
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Brad Gillis

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.
Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.
by piptardsman October 29, 2009
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brad

brad is a sexy man that is great in bed and bangs up 69 girls a day in 69 positions in 69 seconds all 69 at once with another 69 guys he loves all genders and know the name of all 69. And on another note he loves the number 69. He has a magnum dong which require size xxxxxl condoms and bigger. Be careful he can scar you for life and will play with your brain from the inside.
brad is a sexy beast
by sick sender November 2, 2021
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Brad mckay

Brad mckay is an older man in his 60s from winnipeg who doesn't know how to be a grown man and father he ruins everything and is nosey
Brad mckay broke into his boyfriends phone and fucks hobos from main and Inkster.
by Arthursgirlboy December 21, 2023
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Brad Special

The Brad Special” is essentially just a general phrase for some intimate alone time with Brad.
Oh he went and gave him the ol’ Brad Special
by RealGoofer December 8, 2023
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brad

A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.
Mom's got another Brad over tonight.
by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023
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Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.
I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.
by KrashK October 22, 2020
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