boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

bandwagon boner

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.

"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!

by DariusRamboWhite December 23, 2011

boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

by Smittalicious October 21, 2014

Disgust boner

When something is that disgusting it gives you a boner

Your face is that ugly I have a disgust boner

by Richb84 January 10, 2017

adrenaline boner

a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight

person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!

by thesmartjew March 17, 2016

Boner jaw

A bitch woman who gives you a hard time.

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.

by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019

Chicken Boner

When you have a raging boner due to an intense hankering for amazing chicken. Originated upon eating chicken at a cook-off in Concan, Tx.

A little bit of chicken boner, chicken boner on a Friday night. A chicken boner that feels so right. With a my chicken boner up!

by ChickenBoner June 5, 2011