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boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.
Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!
by Smittalicious October 21, 2014
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It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012
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boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....
Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
by sheila in the car September 23, 2011
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bandwagon boner

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.
"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!
by DariusRamboWhite December 23, 2011
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wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.
"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe
by DrJonas February 4, 2010
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Boner jaw

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.
by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019
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banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his
sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah
by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020
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