blista effect

The effect when something looks really modest and is cheap or widespread, but in reality performs better than mor eexpensive counterparts. Coined after the famous Blista Compact car in GTA game series, that became widely known in the gaming community for looking really cheap and appearing everywhere on the map, but turning out to be one of the best car in-game, with incredible handling and speed-to-acceleration ratio.
It's also true with people who look shy but turn out awesome when you get a chance to know them better.

-I had a blista effect visiting these cheap Decathlon stores - the things perform much better than you would expect from something that cheep and looking so... cheap.

-Anna felt a blista effect after talking to Josh - he looked homely, but turned out to be an awesome guy.

by Winjin September 5, 2014

Blisterbate

Masterbating for so long it leaves blisters

" I was at home all weekend by myself. I put on some porn and masterbated so long I got blisters."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."

by selinalynn February 26, 2015

balistifuck

When you have used the word fuck so many times in one day that it has lost all potency, the day has gone balistifuck.

The day has just gone balistifuck.

by Mikiejb May 11, 2015

bliss vibe

At peace. In love. Euphoric. Pleasure domed. Happy.

"Cum here bae, let's get on that bliss vibe."

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.

White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.

by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017

Blisburst

Popping a blister and it then squirting everywhere.

"Hey Ron, wanna see my blister?"
"Sure. Ew gross its all over me."
"You just got blisburst all over your face hahaha!"

by Ronny Sherbert June 16, 2017

Bliss Repellent

The exact opposite of jail-bait. An over-age person who an still pass for underage so you don't do them even though you totally can.

The only thing worse than finding out a girl you did was jail bait is finding out a girl you refused to bang was actually bliss repellent

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017