when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 16, 2009
by Dustyturtle January 08, 2015
To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.
Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.
by Richard Mucus June 09, 2014
when you have diarrea that all come's out at once making a sort of popping noise and spray's the toilet with shit.
by nate July 12, 2003
by Macdaddyabiphelps March 01, 2016
by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009
An Alcoholic beverage that consists of a mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Vodka. Needs to be mixed frequently or the vodka will settle at the bottom.
Sara- "Pat you have to try this drink!"
Pat - "Wow! This is Good, What is it?"
Sara - "Pat! It's Vodka Blast! I invented it myself!"
Pat - "Wow! This is Good, What is it?"
Sara - "Pat! It's Vodka Blast! I invented it myself!"
by Minxy! September 28, 2010