blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 01, 2025

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Baha Blaster

After you eat taco bell you have an explosive shit

I was a baha blaster

by Hollo0w September 10, 2021

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blaster .177

A specialty BB that is 4.5mm in diameter and unlike its armor piercing heavy aluminum brother the coppertop, will push in excess of 800fps out of a spring powered daisy 340, let alone anything CO2. CO2 is pushing nearly 2500 fps with a blaster .13g as opposed to a coppertop .35g 4.5mm made out of high density PVC.

You better stop falsifying documents or your going to catch a blaster .177!

by Cody5050 November 04, 2020

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Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 27, 2021

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