Mr.D Bird

A quite respectable history teacher who was coincidentally named after a bird. Thus, Mr.D "bird"

Ohai, I just saw Mr.D Bird flap his arms!

by zeepurpleline April 14, 2010

Flappy Bird

flappy bird is a fucking dumb ass bird that can't fly with fucking stupid ass green tubes and fucking stupid ass bushes and fucking stupid buildings in the background and a fucking dumb as ugly bird that has huge ass lips thinking it rules you when in reality you can fucking delete the shit out of it but you can't at the same time because you're too fucking in to it like it's a god damn pet bird that you can't abandon even though it doesn't need food or shit because it feeds off of your tears that you make because you're so fucking angry with yourself for losing all the god damn time.

"yo what's your high score on flappy bird"

"shut the fuck up"

by I'm flappybird's bitch February 4, 2014

Blue Bird

slang for cop, police officer, security guard, etc.

"There's a bluebird on my shoulder, can I kill it?"

by DA-BAY August 30, 2005

Flossy Bird

A flossy bird is a cute, hot, and/or sexy girl

That chick is one flossy bird! Damn I'd like to politely make chit-chat with her!

by Akdros June 17, 2009

pappa-bird-it

(v.) when you jerk off into a girls mouth while she lays on her back

"Oh, you're ovulating and I have to pull out? Ok, i'l just pappa-bird-it till I'm finished.

by know-one November 25, 2010

Yard Bird

A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!

Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!

by KeepinITReal62 March 26, 2021

Bird Time

The time of day where birds go ape shit approximately at 4:02 am and allow no one to fucking sleep.

Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"

Man 2: "Fuck..."

by Ñoha January 14, 2020