VERY BIG DICK 

See Richard!

Richard is a synonym for VERY BIG DICK.

Example: Your Richard! is bent.

VERY BIG DICK by zt0799 June 14, 2013

American Big Dick Syndrome 

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

American Big Dick Syndrome by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

a big dick 

A penis 7in or longer

"Girl the guy hade a big dick"

a big dick by ktyheed December 11, 2016

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

National Big dick day by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

National Big Dick Day by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

don't get a big dick 

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.

Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy

don't get a big dick by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 8, 2013

Getting a Big Dick 

To get overly excited or overly confident about something.

Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."

Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."

Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"

Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"

or:

"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."

Getting a Big Dick by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010