jesus

like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.

He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.

person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'

by jenibi November 20, 2011

Jesus

Christine's heavenly cleavage.

Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!

by Why you wanna know May 27, 2010

Jesus

1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris

Interchangable with Dave Fox

1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus

by Ryan Foster January 15, 2009

Jesus

The holy man himself

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus

by Nanta December 7, 2019

jesus

teh main char in a good book (although NGE improved on it a lot)

some god fanboy: I hate NGE
jesus: well I hate you

by Kaworukun September 13, 2007

Jesus

Jesus is a Jewish hippie who loves listening to The Beatles.

You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."

Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."

by dark countess July 30, 2012

jesus

coined the term "amen" after creating the practice of baptism where he dunks people's heads into water and stares at their ass. jesus is a lgbtqa+ icon therefore he is a lesbian protector and a great appreciator of men ass.

" Look at that juicy christian ass! Ah men, am I right?"

"JESUS! YOU USELESS HOMOSEXUAL!"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021