cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 10, 2007

Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 3, 2010

bagel

A really old doughnut

Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.

by Homer Simpson December 27, 2004

Bagel Dog

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

by Bagel dogs for life March 27, 2009

wet bagel

pissing in a girl's ass during anal sex

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!

by mediacrazy July 10, 2010

Dirty Bagel

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008