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Batman

A variation of the teabag when you hang from somewhere (such as a doorframe) putting your nuts at eye level with the person to be batmanned. You then proceed to place your nuts on the person's head as normal for a teabag.
John totally batmanned Kristen when she walked into the breakroom!
by Crackershinobi June 27, 2009
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Batmania

BATMANIA-1.(Noun) A mental disease involving the mind to constantly obsess over Batman or being Batman or anything in the Batman/Gotham City universe.
2.(Noun) A sex position involving the female(Receiving) partner to wear a Batman mask and the male(Penetrating) partner to also wear a Batman mask and go fight crime while the penetrating partner is making love to the receiving partner.
3. (Noun) A Northern Chinese dish.
1. Steven is diagnosed with Batmania.
2. Evan performed Batmania on his girlfriend
3. The Batmania was prepared exceptionally well.
by Kevin Hua December 10, 2008
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shady like batman

1. really shady - like when something is wrong or different or weird, but you don't know what

2. to describe a person who goes behind your back and talks shit, and then is all cool with you face-to-face
Man, that old teacher with the porn stache is really shady like batman.
by Guyliner_Babeh November 15, 2010
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Batman

A man with mad, wicked skill in pleasing his partner with a multitude of gadgets.
My boyfriend pulled a batman last night with my new vibrator.
by Phedre1972 June 28, 2011
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Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
by Scoota B. June 21, 2008
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batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY
OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.
by Max Payne April 15, 2005
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The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle
by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011
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