Ass-Bastard

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

bitch bastard

A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.

"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"

by prairiefire May 21, 2010

bastard

a small town in Norway

i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place

by oaketree May 13, 2005

Bastard

One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.

Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.

by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003

Bastard

The british word for you fucking coward

You're such a bastard fr tho like who searches this

by StrawberryGlow April 29, 2022

Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.

Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

Basstard

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.

What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.

by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010