Barnsley

When one has an unexpected semi erection.

Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.

I checked this girl out when I was in starbucks and got a barnsley

Barnsley by Old Matey August 20, 2011

Barney 

A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.

Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!

Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!

Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!

Barney by imnotreallysure69 December 28, 2008

barnisseur 

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

barnisseur by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Barner System 

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.

I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.

Barner System by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011

badness in a box 

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987

Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!

badness in a box by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014

barnshart 

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

barnshart by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

Barney 

Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!

"AH! BARNEY!! "

Barney by #n00b October 14, 2018