Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.
by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020
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Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*
by Sailor Star February 21, 2005
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When one has an unexpected semi erection.
Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.
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Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!
Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!
Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!
Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!
Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!
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Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
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I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.
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by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011
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