Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.

"I'm sure blue barn is on Urban Dictionary..."

by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023

beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

Charlie Barnes

The ego boosting guy who looks twice in the mirror.

I feel like a real Charlie Barnes today.

by The bowl imself May 1, 2019

barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023