Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

barnesing

1. the act of fornicating with a co-worker on company time

This act is exclusively performed by two individuals of the opposite sex who are married, just not to each other.

I'm pretty sure that Sue & Dave at the office have been barnesing in the company van.

by greystreet April 15, 2010

Terrell Barnes

fucking badass

Have you seen Terrell Barnes yet?? He's a fucking badass!

by jigga_what October 3, 2010

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

barn basher

When a car has an exhaust, say at the track, and when they hold high revs it sounds like 'bang, bang, bang." Slow, loud chugs og the exhaust before blowing off the line.

dat vdub had a crazy barn basher exaust

by pokaroo December 20, 2006

bumping high off the barns

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014